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Friday, August 12, 2016

The place where dragon resides


This is our place.




The house above sums it up, with the minor corrections.

I guess that beneath the earth level there is the same number of floors, because we need a shooting range, the archery hall, also the dancing hall with mirrors and ballet bars, one small room for pole dancing (with two rods so that the practicing conditions can’t be argued), the vast and empty space for classical fighting and fencing, escrima and the rest, and one even larger arena with embedded rods and ropes for the parcour, although we'll have those things on the upper floors too.

Oh, and here I need another and the warm little, well not so little, corner for my dragon Radoica with one completely isolated part for the home snake Miloica, but with the safe paths toward the top of the house and, of course, toward the kitchen.

Upper floors will be standardized; one valid library, and the music studio for her, a large empty area only with a grand piano, and for the both of us girls mega wardrobe and a dressing room. Kitchen should be, of course, made in the rustic Provencal-style, followed by a laboratory ... Or maybe it will be better to put the laboratory in the attic, because of the very probable fires. I will keep our homukulus Milorad there, hoping at the same time that he won't fight or mess with small household devil Zivko, who was purchased by prescription in a pharmacy in Pancevo.

Zivko’s duty is the hygiene in the kitchen, but also to control that the other members of the household don't eat each other when the proper opportunity occurs.

Let’s plan further. Under the roof there should also be a part for my kraguy types of falcons, Dobrosav and Tiosav. And I'll train the two of them on the roof and in those moments when I'm not practicing with my crossbow. This will take place on the same runway for our dragon Radoica, whose services I will use when I need to visit the farmers market or just drop by to the bank to pay my bills.

For the standard outings, my collection of brooms with various types of power supplies will be held here too. (I have to see if Tesla had released the handy new model in the public. Yes, it's quite snobbish, but it means a lot between my competitions sisterhood.)

Bedroom, which is to say the master's bedroom, is reserved for the master, and when Van comes home, I do not want to hear usual household sounds of yelling, growling, hissing, howling, practicing scales, beats and roaring.

If Todorci ghosts continue to run at night, they'll have to avoid hanging in this part of the house, otherwise they will be served as tomorrow's breakfast ... or lunch, though, but they need to be marinated first in this case.

See, it's so simple and the old principle can be applied here too - if the house is not too small, the children are not too furious.
Or was it the other way around?

And yes, before I forget.
I should put them all regularly on the intermittent fasting.
For the sake of peace in the house.

And in the kingdom.





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